A black guy and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.
The black guy says to the redneck: "You see how clever we blacks are? You rednecks can never beat that!"
The redneck says to the black guy: "Watch this."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie which redneck promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Redneck eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"
The redneck says: "Look in his pocket!"