“It’s the times like these that make me glad I invest like a pirate, burying chests of coins on various Caribbean islands.” – 


Hey there carnivores,

Markets dropped again on Thursday, Jay Powell wants to help.

Today we’re talking about how he plans to do it.

Keep raging,

Jeff & Jason

Pump It Up

For the second time in two days, and the third time this week, the Fed is trying its hand at coming to the markets’ rescue. *’Hero’ by Chad Kroeger starts playing* It makes sense considering the stock market had its worst day since 1987. 

How bad was it? All three major indices fell more than 9% on the day. It could have been even worse, but Jay Powell and the Fed gang said “not on my watch” agreeing to provide more than than $1.5T in sweet, sweet stimuli. 

Of course, the markets rose briefly before falling back to their low point after taking some time to digest the news. 


So what exactly did the Fed do? 

For starters, the central bank is offering $1.5T, yes, trillion, in repo loans to help keep the US financial system liquid (read: keep banks operating). On Thursday, the Fed did its best to get markets hot and bothered with a $500B three-month offering, and it’s expected to dole out another $1T in repo loans split between one and three-month offerings today. 

This is a change of pace for the HBIC (Head Bank In Charge). Before Thursday, repo offerings from the Fed had much shorter maturities. Like, two weeks or less, short. 

And, apparently, Jerry Interest Rate’s generosity knows no bounds. The Fed plans to offer another $1T per week in liquidity going forward.


Everybody to safety! 

The Fed will also be diversifying its $60B of short-term Treasury bill purchases to a more robust portfolio of Treasury Products, including bills, notes, and Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities, providing a broader range of maturities. Like a cougar fresh off a divorce. 

There are also rumblings on Wall Street that the Fed could cut rates all the way down to 0% during next week’s scheduled meeting. That is if we make it that long.


Cooler Commentary

What happens next? Well, no one’s really sure. The markets officially entered bear country, and there are no signs that the bloodbath will end anytime soon.

But if history is any indication, 2020 is going to go about as well as the XFL’s “inaugural” season. You see, the S&P 500 has fallen 20% or more (entered a bear market) 13 times, and only twice did the US economy not shrink during the following year (read: a recession).

If you want to look at it another way, there have been 14 recessions over that same time frame. Of those recessions, only three times were they “out of left field,” and not following a bear market diagnosis. Prognosis: not great, Bob.

Long story short, it’s probably time to settle in for what could be a long few months. Hopefully, you’ll still have a 401k to turn to when you hit 65. Otherwise, we’ll catch you at the Walmart greeter tryouts.

☑️ The bad gets worse.

“All right, we had a rough day everyone. But on the plus side, it’s EOD, so things couldn’t get worse.” – CEO Steward Butterfield after Slack’s stock fell nearly 10% during intraday trading

“Hold my beer.” – after-hours traders

Slack fell 20% after-hours, after providing a weak Q1 forecast and posting mixed earnings. The company cited uncertainty stemming from, you guessed it, coronavirus. The app made with WFH in mind also faces an existential threat from larger competitors, like Microsoft which is investing heavily in its Teams messaging app.


☑️ We’re taking on water.

You know the ol’ saying: “One if by land, two if by sea, let’s cancel the cruises, for COVID-19.”

Princess Cruises is suspending all operations around the globe effective immediately until May 10. Shares of Carnival, which owns Princess Cruises, were halted in premarket trading because of the announcement, fell by over 31%. Apparently, having passengers is important. Who’d have guessed?

The company is a sinking ship, as shares have fallen over 70% YTD. At least the Titanic had a live band.


☑️ Cancel culture.

It’s going to be a long offseason, as every major sports league, aside from the NFL, postponed the end/beginning of their seasons over coronavirus concerns. The NCAA even canceled March Madness for the first time ever. I knew March Madness during mandatory WFH was way too good to be true. 

It’s not just the players, fans, and student-athletes that are suffering either. TV networks that air the games will feel the squeeze, too. To put things in perspective, ESPN and TNT spend a combined $2.7B to air NBA games in the US, and networks raked in a combined $972 million from the NBA playoffs. So it could be worse, you could be stuck at home with no games to watch AND losing $972B.

Author: Jeff Bishop

One of the best traders anywhere, over the past 20 years Jeff’s made multi-millions trading stocks, ETFs, and options. He is renowned as an incredible trader with a deep insight and a sensitive pulse on the markets and the economy. Jeff Bishop is CEO and Co-Founder of RagingBull.com.

Even greater than his prowess as a trader is his skill and passion in teaching others how to trade and rake in profits while managing risk.

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