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Why so serious?

Why so serious?

  "Smile. What, too soon?” - Jason, trying to cheer up a SmileDirectClub shareholder   Hey there carnivores, Markets were riding high at the beginning of the trading session on news that the European Central Bank was rolling out a new stimulus plan and...

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Up in smoke

Up in smoke

  "This ban checks out...” - Jason, looking at stats that vaping killed 5 people this year  and smoking will kill 480k   Hey there carnivores, Stocks had themselves a day after China helped ease trade war tensions. The tech and industrial sectors led the...

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Apple picking szn

Apple picking szn

  "Hey, I’ve got an idea… let’s add ANOTHER camera and increase battery life marginally.” - Jason, mocking Apple engineers   Hey there carnivores, For the most part, markets were pretty chill on Tuesday. Oil, however, dropped on the news that John Bolton was...

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Return of the Mac

Return of the Mac

  "Lehman Bros. is rolling over in its grave.” - Jeff, reminiscing about September 2008   Hey there carnivores, Markets were calm again on Monday. *Cue the Trump tweet* Today we’re discussing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Remember them? Keep raging, Jeff &...

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Throw the book at ‘em

Throw the book at ‘em

  "Wanting to stuff Zuck in a locker is something we can all agree on.” - Jeff     Hey there carnivores, Markets were pretty calm on Friday following a week of gainz, driven largely by a planned October meeting between the US and China regarding the...

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Why so serious?

Why so serious?

  "Smile. What, too soon?” - Jason, trying to cheer up a SmileDirectClub shareholder   Hey there carnivores, Markets were riding high at the beginning of the trading session on news that the European Central Bank was rolling out a new stimulus plan and...

Up in smoke

Up in smoke

  "This ban checks out...” - Jason, looking at stats that vaping killed 5 people this year  and smoking will kill 480k   Hey there carnivores, Stocks had themselves a day after China helped ease trade war tensions. The tech and industrial sectors led the...

Apple picking szn

Apple picking szn

  "Hey, I’ve got an idea… let’s add ANOTHER camera and increase battery life marginally.” - Jason, mocking Apple engineers   Hey there carnivores, For the most part, markets were pretty chill on Tuesday. Oil, however, dropped on the news that John Bolton was...

Return of the Mac

Return of the Mac

  "Lehman Bros. is rolling over in its grave.” - Jeff, reminiscing about September 2008   Hey there carnivores, Markets were calm again on Monday. *Cue the Trump tweet* Today we’re discussing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Remember them? Keep raging, Jeff &...

Throw the book at ‘em

Throw the book at ‘em

  "Wanting to stuff Zuck in a locker is something we can all agree on.” - Jeff     Hey there carnivores, Markets were pretty calm on Friday following a week of gainz, driven largely by a planned October meeting between the US and China regarding the...