“It could be worse … you could be Deutsche Bank.” – Jason, on Wells Fargo…
“The only person worse than someone who screams ‘no spoilers’ when you mention a movie…
“Whatever happened to the Six Flags old dancing guy?” – Jeff Hey there carnivores,…
“I’m a Kohl’s Cash millionaire.” – Jason Hey there carnivores, Shocker… markets were up…
“Shocker… a company whose strategy is to send out as many 25% off coupons…
“What’s the worst that could happen?” – Jeff, on the situation in the Middle…
“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.” – Jason, regarding Bed Bath and Beyond’s savage new…
“We finally know what war is good for: oil prices.” – Jason, on the latest…
“Everyone remembers how the roaring twenties ended… right?” – Jeff, with a friendly PSA …
“Short the VIX.” – Jason, on what he learned in 2019 Hey…