“Jack Dorsey is just a less entertaining Elon Musk.” – Jeff Hey there carnivores,…
“Guys, who cares if revenue missed, as long as we all had fun.” – Sundar…
“I thought we moved on.” – Jeff, on coronavirus Hey there carnivores, Markets got…
“This guy f*cks.” – Jeff, about Jeff Bezos Hey there carnivores, Markets mounted a…
“Does this mean we have to watch Elon dance again?” – Jeff, on Tesla’s latest…
“Tim Apple goes hard.” – Jeff, on Tim Cook’s leadership Hey there carnivores, Markets…
“Bed in a box startups are about to go the way of the water bed.” …
“Bless you.” – Jason, immediately after being sneezed on, and right before he starts assuming the…
“Hey, it could be worse, just ask Bernie Madoff.” – Jeff, on the fines handed down…
“Can you believe that dude dated Amber Heard?” – Jason Hey there carnivores,…